Many of you have been asking how my new job is going. Well, I finally enjoy work again and all feelings of inadequacies disappeared this afternoon. At a very important meeting for the engineering department, a project of the utmost priority was assigned. The 200 engineers present were asked to stand. I stood. We were asked to pick a partner. I choose. We were then given three options and had to choose: rock, paper, or scissors. Paper. Rock. Success. The losers were asked to sit down. A new partner was to be challenged. The choices were presented again. Paper. Rock. Success. Match after match: paper, rock, until finally a glance around the room proved me the champion. Sweet victory! I was awarded a slinky and a $25 gift card to Amazon.com. In conclusion, I find it easier to get to work each morning now that my office is only a short bike ride away and I am smarter and more talented than all of my coworkers.
11 comments:
Wow Dad! That's amazing! It takes a lot of nerve and composure to play that game!
What the...
Ohhhhhhhhh... :) Good job, Dad! Woot woot!
My dad is a genius!
I'm anxious for the next post. But based on how many you write, I'm gonna have to wait almost another two years :(
I'll try to encourage him to put some more up!
Where are the new posts?
Come on Dad! You're going to St. Louie soon, post about that when you get back! Or volleyball. Or your story of the triathlon, or... refinishing your floor! Gimme SOMETHING new to read!
Ummm, I did not post this blog. I just now saw it. Don't know who's impersonating me, and if I ever find out, I'll sue them! (or spank them, if it's one of my kids.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Guess you'll have to start making your own posts so that other people won't have to do it for you!
It's been over a year, Dad. Blog about Fishing and Camping!
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